Lol Effin People

So at 6am the phone rings. Its my day off and my chance to sleep in past 5am, so the phone can go screw itself at this point. I wake up 2 hours later and go check the message. It's the ManLady( this neighbor chick who I swear at one point had to have been the owner of a penis). She called to let us know that she was up late last night and that the dogs barking at 6:30am are being very loud and was wondering if someone could take them inside. First of all, I dont give a shit how late you were up last night, thats your problem. Second of all how dare you call here at 6:30am who the eff does that!? And thirdly, they werent even OUR dogs bahaha. Our dogs are as lazy as I am, they donbt get out of bed until 9am. They were in bed with me at 6 am. So guess what I did. I called her ass when I woke up. Let her know that FYI it was our dogs barking and that we werent the only one with dogs in the neighborhood. She replied "Sorry, I just dont like being woken up at 6:30" I said "Yeah, I dont either". She then realized perhaps it was slightly rude to have called so early. Yeah....ya think!? Jeebus lady who do you think you are. Granted this lasy is slightly koo koo for coco puffs. She brings by plates out out of code bakery products from Costco whenever she wants us to move our boat/cars from the bottom parking space so she can use it for when she has guests over. Not gonna happen lady. Your driveway can fit 10 cars, AND that boat hasnt been moved in 20 years. Thanks for the expired cookies though.

Anyways /rant.